I’m Mulling Something Over

The past few days I’ve had some thoughts about a certain topic bouncing around in my brain. I haven’t actually sat down and thought it all through yet, but when I do, I’ll be posting about it. I may be asking for some advice or thoughts. Right now, though, I’m too tired to write it all out so it’s cohesive.

I also wanted to thank each of you for the encouragement on my weight loss goal. Losing this extra poundage and toning up is going to make me feel so much better about myself. Every day that I let this go on, it just send me into a deep, dark hole. I don’t want to be in that hole (and actually, I’m just at the surface right now, so I’m alright…just don’t want to go any deeper). I don’t ever want to be where I was in 2003/2004 again. I just have to watch myself since I tend to slack off and then regret doing so. BUT now…I look forward to sharing this journey with you and I definitely look forward to looking sizzling in my dress!

One more thing…I feel like a little, bad, blogger since I’ve been slacking on my comments. I know I said this fairly recently, but I feel badly that I haven’t gotten back to so many of you. I will though. I promise.

So, while I slack some more and think through some things, read this joke. I laughed SO hard. It’s a keeper!

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. “Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
Tom’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. “Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, “I’m Tom.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to tell my wife that the word for what I broke is sternum.”

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Awwwwww……..I typed in “little old lady” in Google and this picture came up:

That’s my Great Grandma!!! She died quite a few years ago; don’t remember when exactly.

So random!

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Comments

  1. LOL! Love the joke!

  2. Hahaha! That is great!

  3. Oh man! πŸ™‚

  4. Too cute! Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

  5. i hope you find peace with whatever you are mulling over. when you are ready to post, we are here. i am just catching up, but wanted to wish you the best of luck on your weight loss journey. you can do this! thanks for the laugh πŸ™‚

  6. Good one – thanks for sharing!

  7. LOL!!!!! That was too funny!!

  8. Just thought I would check in and say hello. Hope everything is going o.k. I didn’t know you were on a weight loss mission. I am too, but I have to get more serious about it.

  9. Sorry you seemed troubled by something. You know we are always full of advice and support, so whenever you’re ready we’ll be here! I can’t believe that’s really your Great Grandma! LOL how random.

  10. so strange that your Grandmothers picture would come up in google! Wow! Love the joke!

  11. Just remember that your blog friends are here for you when you are ready. Love the joke!

    I can’t believe your great-grandmother’s picture came up! that is so crazy

  12. That joke was hilarious!!!

    And NO WAY… did that really happen with that picture & it being your relative??? SeriouslY???

  13. you googled and got ur gma! hilarious! when i typed in a thorn among roses, i got pics of me in the hospital. very, very sad!

  14. That’s nuts your Grandma popped up when you Googled that. I tried it out to see if she’d pop up when I did it, but I got lots of pictures of other people’s Grandmas!

    Funny joke!

  15. I just called my Dad, the King of corny jokes, to tell him yours. Too funny!

    I think your idea to focus on weight loss is a good one. So much of infertility feels like our bodies are out of our control. Taking charge of the things we CAN control helps make those we can’t feel less daunting.

    I was 50 lbs. overweight when I finally got pg with the twins. There is not a doubt in my mind that the reason they were born 11 weeks early is because my body could NOT maintain my excess weight AND the demands of their growing bodies. If I had been at a reasonable weight I really believe they would have stayed in longer. It’s been almost 9 years and they are fine but I still feel a little guilty about it.

  16. Hahahaha I LOVE that joke. Too funny. I’m sharing it with the King this evening!

  17. hilarious!!!

  18. that joke was fabulous. haha!

    And for what it’s worth, I’ve been a worse blogger. This week has been crazy and I haven’t been commenting as much as I should OR posting much. Boo…

  19. Seriously??? That is your Great Grandma??? Wow!

    That joke is hilarious!

  20. Love the joke! It’s so cool that your grandma’s photo came up with the google.

  21. That joke is great! lol!

    Too funny that your grandmother’s picture came up from a google!

  22. That’s uncanny – your ggrandma popped up!

    How’d it go the other day w/ the one-year-old? That’s kind of a hard age… in between baby stuff and toddler stuff. Cruddy weather is especially hindersome.

  23. hilarious joke! Good luck with weight loss! I’m dreading the Cadberry Eggs next week!

  24. First of all…
    I wish you were a bit closer so we could be work out buddies!

    Second…
    That joke was hilarious!!!

    Third…
    OMG! YOU ARE KIDDING! G. Grandma’s photo is on the internet and came up under little old lady???? WOW! I should go type that in and see what the rest says!
    It should come up as “SWEETEST LITTLE OLD LADY EVER”!~ πŸ˜‰

  25. oh!!! i love that joke!!! i’m laughing so hard and my kiddies want to know what i’m crying and laughing at! i just can’t stop!!!

    thanks for sharing the funny!

  26. wait – are you serious that is your grandma??? if you are serious – then that is no coincidence!

    love the joke… giving a shout-out for that one!

  27. what a great joke! That is awesome that your GG’s pic came up! That is ironic!

  28. That joke is too funny! πŸ™‚

    You’re not alone in feeling like a bad blogger – I’m so behind in my blog-hopping and commenting I’m afraid I’m never going to catch up…but I’m working on it! πŸ™‚

    Good luck with your weight loss commitment – you’re gonna ROCK at the gym and do great! πŸ™‚

  29. You go girl, do you mind loosing for me too … LOL.

    Love it, super cute my dear!

  30. That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.

  31. that’s great..WOW… That’s a mispronounce I would probably do… great joke!

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